Best. Fortune. Ever.

Statements of the Obvious

Bob W of Wilmington submitted the following examples of needless signage.

Reading is Fundamental

This morning after I arrived in the work parking garage, I stopped and watched the owner of this vehicle try again and again to back into his chosen parking spot.  Up and back he went, as if wedging into the tiniest of spots in the most full of garages.  The parking maneuver took over 3 minutes to complete.  After he walked away from the auto, I went over to admire the inappropriate and technically demanding parking job.  Considering the fact that the garage was very far from full, and the back-in parking is somewhat discouraged via vague signage, I thought it only fitting to preserve the moment with a picture.

Country Style!

Another donation from Tom in Georgia who states that while looking through a brochure for a camper, he "was "moved" by the description of the kitchen accessory."

Here is the description, as it's a bit difficult to see in the image: 

Fiberglass Country Style Sink

This sink extends in front of the counter top to increase available counter

space and ease of reach. Two sizes of bowels to help conserve water

usage.

We So Excited Easter On It Way!

Seen at Big Lots by Tom M in Monroe, GA.

Thanks, Tom!

Mrkating 101: Spal Chak iz yer Frund

Donated by Bob W. of Wilmington DE

People actually get paid to write this...

Heck, who DOESN'T want a Home Furs Hired Room?

No Incomplete Swimmers Allowed

They're cutting both passanger AND passenger rail funding!

I Need a Good Tranner.

One Pair Socks - Please Remove Poets, and Keep Them Separt.

The continuing discovery of misspelled sock cards.  Who would've thought?

Got me some great socks today!

101% Awesome - With Rudder, even!!!

Did I buy them for the sweet socky goodness, or for the typo?  Hmmm.

One Provider, Two Providers...

The things you notice when the only reading material at the doctor's office is your insurance card.

Hello Panda! Let's not, 'cause you're creepy!

Pet Peeve #927

This $8.00 belongs, apparently, to the scarf.

Toys for Tots

Well, I'm certainly puzzled just looking at it.

It really IS most welcome among kids...

...as it makes me enter into toys...and  enjoy... the excitement.

 "Ort!  Ort! " said the interesting music voice...

The Place to Get Both Beauty AND Aids.

One. Stop. Shopping.

Looks Like a Good Buy to Me!

Donated by the one and only Wild Gorillaman 

( TEAM GORILLA Forging Elite Savagery )

Who is Doing What?!?!?! The morning news today.

Maah Fernace Needs a Filiter

They were back...