Submitted by Bob W of Wilmington, DE.

"This came in the mail with the supermarket flyers today. The picture
isn't very clear, but the coupon says "Lunch and Dinner excluded" and
the place isn't open for breakfast.  "

contributed by Lee D.

Why, thank's!

Big news:  Fewer teenagers are being born in the US.

Alex, I'd like to buy a vowel, please.

Please don't eat the trash can.

I'd lik my taxs don by this keen eyud perfessionel.

I would like a SPECIAL hot dog, please!

...BUT NO CIGAR...

Are Signature Sides Our Great!

Best. Fortune. Ever.

Statements of the Obvious

Bob W of Wilmington submitted the following examples of needless signage.