contributed by Lee D.

Why, thank's!

Big news:  Fewer teenagers are being born in the US.

Alex, I'd like to buy a vowel, please.

Please don't eat the trash can.

I'd lik my taxs don by this keen eyud perfessionel.

I would like a SPECIAL hot dog, please!

...BUT NO CIGAR...

Are Signature Sides Our Great!

Best. Fortune. Ever.

Statements of the Obvious

Bob W of Wilmington submitted the following examples of needless signage.

Reading is Fundamental

This morning after I arrived in the work parking garage, I stopped and watched the owner of this vehicle try again and again to back into his chosen parking spot.  Up and back he went, as if wedging into the tiniest of spots in the most full of garages.  The parking maneuver took over 3 minutes to complete.  After he walked away from the auto, I went over to admire the inappropriate and technically demanding parking job.  Considering the fact that the garage was very far from full, and the back-in parking is somewhat discouraged via vague signage, I thought it only fitting to preserve the moment with a picture.