Enjoy Your Say

A contribution from Tom M. Typos, unnecessary apostrophes, and winning all around! 

" So, I went back to my hotel, kicked off my shoes, walked around the room and wondered why my feet were wet. The front desk told me that there was a sign "in" the elevator explaining that the carpets had been cleaned. I didn't find the sign in the elevator but by the elevator on the 8th floor. After reading it I made sure to stop by the front desk and have my say.  "

Believe It Or Not

Captured a typo at Ripley's in Hollywood...quite an ACHIEVEMENT, if you ask me...

Submitted by Bob W of Wilmington, DE.

"This came in the mail with the supermarket flyers today. The picture
isn't very clear, but the coupon says "Lunch and Dinner excluded" and
the place isn't open for breakfast.  "

contributed by Lee D.

Why, thank's!

Big news:  Fewer teenagers are being born in the US.

Alex, I'd like to buy a vowel, please.

Please don't eat the trash can.

I'd lik my taxs don by this keen eyud perfessionel.

I would like a SPECIAL hot dog, please!

...BUT NO CIGAR...

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